I created this “Choose-Your-Own-Adventure” style website thingy back when I was going to college and working for a print and mail management company in 2005.
I made it in my “free” time at work.
I hated that job.A very small portion of it is audio narrated, but I never completed the audio portions, as I was essentially making the entire thing myself with no real “goal” for the final product.
I thought I’d share it with you all.
Word of caution though…
There is some harsh language and PG-13 material in it.
It’s very comical though…well maybe it won’t be funny to you…but it’s my general sense of humor at any rate.
Anywho…I tried to clean up the links and everything when I was reuploading it to www.steampoweredgiraffe.com. If I missed any, let me know and I’ll try and fix them. There might be some typos to..I dunno, I haven’t looked at it in a looooong time. Also, make sure your javascript is up-to-date, otherwise some of the applets in it won’t work correctly. You can also try using a different browser if you have any problems.
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I was trying to make Akinator guess himself. After a few questions he asked if my character was a genie and I knew he was going to get it, so when he asked if my character was gay I just said yes. The he asked if my character was known for a specific sexual act and I said yes again. This is the answer I got.
look how proud he is of his sexy bf
yaois
omg
i ship it
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headcanon: The Jon farts dubstep.
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this photo was the best thing that ever happened to me
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